I fucking love that woman.
The snark when umbridge is going through classrooms is perfect
I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
#British problems on the high seas.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
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you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
In Max Brooks’ World War Z, there is one all-too-brief mention of Mkunga-Lalem—“The Eel and The Sword”—the premier anti-zombie martial art. It’s never mentioned again, but I couldn’t stop thinking about what it would look like.
I figure an anti-zombie martial art would be mostly open handed (since there’s no point in punching a zombie) and most of the focus would be on not getting grabbed and subsequently bitten. So here: two techniques from my imaginary guide to Mkunga-Lalem:
In Fig. 12, zombie approaches with arms outstretched, defender simultaneously steps forward with the right foot and parries out and downward with the left hand. The sword in the right hand follows the left hand down, and then follows Z’s arms up to the neck for a clean decapitation.
In Fig.13, zombie approaches with arms outstretched, defender simultaneously steps out and forward with the right foot and parries Z’s arms to the side with the left hand. Defender immediately catches Z by the wrist and pulls him across his front and to the side in a wide arc, throwing Z off-balance, followed by a clean chop to the skull.
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends